Archives for June, 2007

O, do not forsake me

MTV to Produce Paris Hilton Cartoon
By Ed Liu
06-14-2007, 4:30 PM
According to the New York Daily News, hotel heiress Paris Hilton will get to be the heroine of her own animated series. The series will be produced by Stan Lee and air on MTV, although no start date was announced.

Putting aside the utter ridiculousness of the IDEA and other obvious flaws with this announcement, what the hell is this going to be about?

Is it just going to be another Stripperella, only with a lot less body-mass? Instead of fighting the usual “bad guys”, she’ll just get drunk, smoke pot, and have sex with any man who would have her?

Think of the story-lines… her secret identity is revealed by way of grainy night vision video footage? Someone frames her for drunk driving and she gets sent to jail? She fights a serious and intense bout with AIDS??

Oh Stan, why have you forsaken us? :(

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06/17/2007 | Rants, Thoughts | No Comments

I’m sorry, you must have the wrong number.

Some woman just called my cell phone.

“Hi, I’m calling about the ad in the paper…”

“What ad?”

“The one about the bdsm?”

“…… Uh… I’m sorry, you must have the wrong number.”

“… Okay.”

/hangup

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06/14/2007 | Life | No Comments

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