BLARG!

O, do not forsake me

MTV to Produce Paris Hilton Cartoon
By Ed Liu
06-14-2007, 4:30 PM
According to the New York Daily News, hotel heiress Paris Hilton will get to be the heroine of her own animated series. The series will be produced by Stan Lee and air on MTV, although no start date was announced.

Putting aside the utter ridiculousness of the IDEA and other obvious flaws with this announcement, what the hell is this going to be about?

Is it just going to be another Stripperella, only with a lot less body-mass? Instead of fighting the usual “bad guys”, she’ll just get drunk, smoke pot, and have sex with any man who would have her?

Think of the story-lines… her secret identity is revealed by way of grainy night vision video footage? Someone frames her for drunk driving and she gets sent to jail? She fights a serious and intense bout with AIDS??

Oh Stan, why have you forsaken us?

The Dark Knight Strikes Again…

… did not have enough Batman in it, and ended on a rather akward and abrupt note.. Unless my copy was missing a page or two. “I was sentimental — back when I was OLD.” What the fuck does that mean?

And what the hell was up with Dick Greyson doing the fake-joker thing? Some bullshit about regenerating cells and whatever. Who was the Robin that died before Dark knight Returns?

And the whole Superman and Wonder Woman having sex while flying into space and then crashing down into earth thing was a very special moment. “Clark. The earth moved. I’m pregnant again.” Talk about romance.

Also the coloring pretty much sucked the entire way through. The coloring in DKR was so much better. This time it looked like it was done in 1993 on some ancient version of Photoshop.

Oh well, it was still a good read.

btw - spoiler alert.